polichevs:

fuck zodiacs I’ll judge people by their birthday playing card if ur a three of clubs I’m blocking you

(via bondsmagii)

queenofworry:

Markiplier? Don’t you mean Heehoo must not be named?

(via markiplier)

paulthebukkit:

Game of the year

(via koujaaku)

howdydowdy:

drunk!lan wangji as catsuggest, part 2

(part 1) (part 3)

cd-doodles:

I love Marinette and Adrien’s reactions to the Kwami drawings

Just

Marinette looks so freaked out like oh man I gotta fix this

But like

Adriens expression is absolutely perfect he just looks like “Bitch what the fuck is that drawing” like he looks so insulted at the way she drew plagg I’m cackling

kittyperson:

Crypto: I’ve been framed by the Syndicate. I go by the moniker of Crypto now.

Wraith: Ah, like ‘encryption’ right?

Crypto:

Crypto, internally: ,,,,I really love Space Mothman,,,,

Crypto: uh sure

freshyplant-deactivated20220714:

I’m posting these now I need to I can’t

:

If Crypto’s as much of an asshole as some of us think he could be, then I headcanon that he sends Mirage anonymous messages along the lines of ‘I fucked your mom shitlips’ and 'ur mom suck me good and hard through my jorts’ just to fuck with him

non-binarycutie:

Season 3: Meltdown looks to be absolutely fun! Can’t wait!! Also can now officially start shipping Cryptage, as Mirage and Crypto had some really interesting interactions and hard chemistry there!!!

Really playful, Elliott getting offended by being called “Old man” is hilarious. Absolutely love this trailer and can’t wait for the season to drop! Come October 31 when I finish writing my kinktober and maybe some chapters for my multi-chaptered fics, I’m gonna end up writing some cryptage for certain. Well, any crypto x my favourites to be honest. 

(via choo-choozled-deactivated202003)

scootinandlootinamigo:

Season 1 Trailer: Miraith Chemistry

Season 2 Trailer: Mirtane Chemistry

Season 3 Trailer: Cryptage Chemistry

Originally posted by phasel0cked

No one may change my mind.

sgt-gaz:

matching icons for you and your new rival

seerofmike:

i like how mirage in the new apex trailer is just

shadowcutiepie:

Voice on drop ship: no weapons are allowed on the dropship

Bloodhound:

freshyplant-deactivated20220714:

I have so many screenshots oh my god

seerofmike:

i feel like we don’t acknowledge how funny the apex trailers are. like the banter is cute and everyone gets hyped for character interactions but this shit is literally so funny.

the release trailer with pathfinder saying “i have 10 kills” followed by dead silence and then mirage saying “that’s a made up number” . the season two trailer where the tower fucking collapses and octane is HYPED out of his mind and screaming with joy. the new trailer featuring pathfinder going “high five!” and pressing his hand to bloodhound’s dying face through the glass and also

[crypto, mostly deadpan but with a hint of exasperation] “don’t be an idiot”

[mirage, voice cracking, high-pitched and indignant] “I’M NOT AN IDIOT”